You’re So Static

Melody Notes:
F E D C B A G# (starting in higher octave)
F E D C B A G# (continuing down octave)
F D E E E F F D E

[VERSE]
      Amsus2
I've a constant ache in the morning light
        G                    C    Csus4  C
It's on account of the night before
    Amsus2
Some Park Lane lady in a shady bar
      G                     C      Csus4  C
Took a fancy to the watch I wore

[PRE-CHORUS]
   Em                            D
But I can still remember how she laughed at me
     G                       C    Csus4  C
As I spun around and hit the bed
         Amsus2
She said thank you honey, forget about the money
     G               E/G# Am
This pretty watch'll do   instead

[CHORUS]
E                            F
City living woman, you're so static
C/G           G                   C
Matching your men with a hook and eye
          E                                  F      D/F#
If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City
    C/G /E F  D/F# C/G              G          C
Them women oh oh   oh they're gonna slice your pie

[SAME AS CHORUS]
Said you're so static, baby I've had it
Rolling in a yellow cab
Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle
If they catch you, oh oh oh it could turn out bad

[SAME AS VERSE]
It's a Show me what you want, I'll show you what I've got
I can show you a real good time
She's a friend indeed of a friend in need
But you'll be sorry when she leaves you crying