G F# G A G F# G A G F# G A G F# Yell help, too many cooks and a bird in the bush, yell help G A G F# Yell help, if your mirror busts and your cat gets cussed, yell help E D C B A G `Cause down the road you find someone else who's looking E C Down the road you find another sweet lady cooking A G F# G A G F# So I gotta yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help G A G F# Yell help, some shelter from the storm like the travel agent warned G A G F# Yell help, if you can help your superstitions they gonna keep you warm E D C B A G `Cause down the road you find someone else who's looking E C Down the road you seen another sweet lady cooking A G F# G A G F# So I gotta yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help G A G F# G A G F# Yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help Bbm I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night Ebm I wish it wasn't the thirteenth of July Ab And you're looking at the guy whose eyes can't deny Db Eb Db Ab That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight {Wednesday night again} D Well I met this woman down in New Orleans Lord she built just like a dream A Even wore stockings that had seams /A /B /C /C# And she was ugly B Now hell I don't mind women of her kind E /E /F# /G /G# I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's ugly D She built like a steamroller Just the kind to mow you over anytime A /A /B /C /C# Hey the moment might arrive B On bourbon street Well the ugliest woman you'll ever meet E /E /F# /G# But she's mine all mine and she's ugly A G F# G A G F# So I better yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help G A G F# G A G F# Yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help G A G F# G A G F# {three lines below are said together & repeated) A She was Ugly, She was ugly Yell Help, Yell Help I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night, I wish it wasn't the 13 of July G F# G Yell help A G F# (repeat)