Medley (Yell Help, Wednesday Night, Ugly)

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G    A                                           G    F#
Yell help, too many cooks and a bird in the bush, yell help
G     A                                                  G    F#
Yell help, if your mirror busts and your cat gets cussed, yell help
       E                                         D  C   B  A G
`Cause down the road you find someone else who's looking
E                                         C
Down the road you find another sweet lady cooking
                A     G    F#    G    A     G    F#
So I gotta yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help

G    A                                                 G    F#
Yell help, some shelter from the storm like the travel agent warned
G    A                                                       G   F#
Yell help, if you can help your superstitions they gonna keep you warm
       E                                        D  C   B  A G
`Cause down the road you find someone else who's looking
E                                        C
Down the road you seen another sweet lady cooking
                A     G    F#    G    A     G    F#
So I gotta yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help
G    A     G    F#     G    A     G    F#    
Yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help

  Bbm 
I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night
                                  Ebm
I wish it wasn't the thirteenth of July
            Ab                       
And you're looking at the guy whose eyes can't deny
        Db             Eb            Db  Ab
That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight

{Wednesday night again}

         D
Well I met this woman down in New Orleans
 
Lord she built just like a dream
A
Even wore stockings that had seams
           /A  /B  /C  /C#
And she was ugly

B           
Now hell I don't mind women of her kind
     E                                    /E /F# /G /G#
I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's ugly
D 
She built like a steamroller
            
Just the kind to mow you over anytime
A                     /A  /B  /C  /C#
Hey the moment might arrive
      B
On bourbon street
                    
Well the ugliest woman you'll ever meet
               E                  /E  /F#  /G#
But she's mine all mine and she's ugly

                 A     G    F#    G    A    G    F#
So I better yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help

G    A      G    F#    G    A      G    F#
Yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help

G    A     G    F#   G    A     G    F#

{three lines below are said together & repeated)
             A                                                                           
She was Ugly,                                                         She was ugly
Yell Help,                                                                Yell Help
                I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night,                  I wish it wasn't the 13 of July
G    F#    G  
Yell help

A G F# (repeat)