All The Girls Love Alice

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Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
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Alice was the spawn of a public school
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With a double barrel name in the back of her brain
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And a simple case of mummy doesn't love me blues

Reality it seems was just a dream
She couldnt get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect from a chick whose just sixteen
And hey hey hey hey hey hey you know what I mean

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All the young girls love Alice
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Tender young Alice they say
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Come over and see me, come over and please me
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Alice it's my turn today

All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
If I give you my number will you promise to call me?
Wait till my husbands away

Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
It's like acting in a movie When you've got the wrong part
Getting your kicks in another girls bed
And it was only last Tuesday they found you in the subway dead

And who could you call your friends down in Soho?
One or two middle aged dykes in a go-go?
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo?
And hey hey hey hey hey hey don't you know